Fashion's Funniest Tweeters

Twitter seems to be the daily go-to for everyone from A-list celebrities to fashion demagogues. From fashion advice to hollywood insight, see what the funniest fashion stars have to say—in 140 character or less!

If the walls of Condé Nast—which houses the Vogue office—could talk, it would read something along the lines of the tweets on @CondeElevator 's account. The tweets are laugh-out-loud hilarious and provide precious insight on the world of fashion publishing. While we're sad that to report that the anonymous tweeter has retired, here are some fun highlights:

"Woman #1 to Woman #2, holding an omelet: What's the occasion?' Woman #2: ...huh? Woman #1: I would need an occasion to eat that."

"Girl #1: I love that necklace, I saw it at Banana last week and almost bought it too. Girl #2: [flips hair] This is Gucci."

It's no surprise that the genius behind the powerhouse brand that is Chanel would have a plethora of witty advice. While @Karl_Lagerfeld is written by a fan posing as Karl, the quotes are real quotes from Karl that were pulled from old interviews.

"Florals are for middle-aged women with weight problems."

"I only go to places if I have a professional reason. I'm not a tourist."

The razor-sharp Joan Rivers finds a way to translate her wit unto the interwebs. Her tweets range from fashion commentary to classic Joan sassiness:

"French Vogue has published racy photos of a 10 year-old model, which is outrageous! Everyone knows that models are over the hill by age 9."

"There is NO WAY that Bert and Ernie are gay. They haven't changed their outfits in 25 years."

Mickey Boardman, the legendary editorial director for Paper magazine, is known for his flamboyant style and sharp wit. Mickey tweets about everything from breaking fashion news to reality show commentary:

"Straight people are funny"

"The Italians may have given the world Michelangelo, Da Vinci & Rafael but American has birthed the Real Housewives & Hillbilly Handfishin'"

It may not be Oscar de la Renta himself, but it's as close as we're going to get. The twitter feed, @OscarPRGirl, are the musings of a PR girl for Oscar de la Renta, chronicling her life from the inside of the famed fashoin house. She's witty, smart, and gives us a decadent glimpse at the world of Oscar!

"Guy at natural food store: do you have a shirt? Yeah, um, we require shirts in the store. Me: this is a shirt. #croptop #fashionproblem"

"one thing I love about a full skirt is that you can really walk in it"